pulled a plumpy

Candy Land, a game intended for children, but lets face it, loved by adults. Grab your little plastic gingerbread man and pick a card we are off to save King Kandy. (off topic - but is it not a bit odd to spell a word wrong in a child's game, is that not teaching them at well whatever i can spell candy with a K if i want, King Kandy does it and he is a fucking King. Ms.(insert first grade teachers name here) if you were a King then maybe i would give a shit about your little spelling lesson.)

Candy Land should not be marketed as a frivolous game, that game is practically a candy coated version of daily life. Start at the beginning, a good day and you will cross the Rainbow bridge, get a Queen Frostine card and win the game and bragging rights. The average Every Day you never get any special characters and poke along but eventually make it to the end. Crappy day, you get the Queen Frostine card, make it all the way to the end your sailing past Gloppy and throwing up a high five your so close to the king, thats the moment when you pull the Plumpy card. Well your life fucking sucks your all the way back to the beginning sucker. and lets face it, you lost you are never seeing the end and King Kandy.

Who hasn't had a Plumpy kind of day. If you say you haven't well then this blog probably isn't for you. (but please pass it on to your friends and family i would love to gain a following!)

hoping no one Pulls a Plumpy tomorrow or in the future,

until then keep on trying to sneeze with open eyes.